Radical Rejects
Radical Rejects

SMASH

The Terrible Tortoise Teddy

SMASH is the Radical Rejects figure relaunching first on Kickstarter. He comes in a standard blue version and a glow-in-the-dark version, packed on a retro blister card with a full set of accessories.

Wherever SMASH goes, chaos follows. Read his full file below, straight off the back of the card.

SMASH, the Terrible Tortoise Teddy action figure
Clip and destroy

The SMASH file

(CLIP AND DESTROY)

Portrait of SMASH

The Terrible Tortoise Teddy!

Birthplace:
Alphabet City, New York
Weight:
311 lbs
Favorite food:
Trash pandas

Bio: Thought to have once been the teddy bear of the nephew of some obscure art toy artist in NYC's Alphabet City. SMASH is the only known FIM (Formerly Inanimate Mutant), making him an enigma. What is known is that wherever SMASH goes, chaos follows. He isn't a good guy, bad guy, or even an anti-hero. He really is just a force of nature that must be dealt with. SMASH has become fixated on Rabid Robin and repeatedly murmurs "tasty, so tasty" in a rumbling growl.

Skull-SmasherDoubles as a chew-toy!
Premutated SmashieHe is cute and cuddly until you remove his cuffs!
Television setYour portal to the netherworld!
Audrey VThe badguy-chomping house plant!
Who made it

Built by art toy artists

SMASH is part of Radical Rejects from Mularki Toys. Creative direction by Dibbs and Master Turtle Toys, original concept by Marcos Medina and Dibbs, sculpts by DaFoot Toys, illustrations by TurboPork, logo by Badoochi Studios and prototypes by Master Turtle Toys. Adult collectible, ages 14+.