SMASH
The Terrible Tortoise Teddy
SMASH is the Radical Rejects figure relaunching first on Kickstarter. He comes in a standard blue version and a glow-in-the-dark version, packed on a retro blister card with a full set of accessories.
Wherever SMASH goes, chaos follows. Read his full file below, straight off the back of the card.

The SMASH file
Portrait of SMASH
The Terrible Tortoise Teddy!
- Birthplace:
- Alphabet City, New York
- Weight:
- 311 lbs
- Favorite food:
- Trash pandas
Bio: Thought to have once been the teddy bear of the nephew of some obscure art toy artist in NYC's Alphabet City. SMASH is the only known FIM (Formerly Inanimate Mutant), making him an enigma. What is known is that wherever SMASH goes, chaos follows. He isn't a good guy, bad guy, or even an anti-hero. He really is just a force of nature that must be dealt with. SMASH has become fixated on Rabid Robin and repeatedly murmurs "tasty, so tasty" in a rumbling growl.
SMASH up close






Built by art toy artists
SMASH is part of Radical Rejects from Mularki Toys. Creative direction by Dibbs and Master Turtle Toys, original concept by Marcos Medina and Dibbs, sculpts by DaFoot Toys, illustrations by TurboPork, logo by Badoochi Studios and prototypes by Master Turtle Toys. Adult collectible, ages 14+.



